I need severe science help?

If the troll lives under the bride, then where do the hobos live? Does that mean hobos are just holograms created by the canadian government to distract us while they plan world domination? But if Canada is so busy taking over the world, how do they still have time to make delicious maple syrup? Oh wait the ingredients say its made from corn syrup.... oh well its delicious and im drinking the whole bottle.
It all makes sense now...

Canada is a lie fed to us by mexican burittos, Which in turn the Taco makers make a fortune of taxing fat americans and then grow corn for the syrup of course.